HR love freak
That summer, I was selling chicken at KFC. One afternoon in the sun, a boy in a plaid T-shirt hurriedly rushed into the gate. Pointing to the menu on the counter, he expertly said: "I want this, this, this, this..."
I slapped it wildly, and turned back to sing the list, quoting 278 yuan.
The boy looked down at the fried chicken that was placed on the dinner plate one after another, and said, "Oh, it's not McDonald's." Then he turned and left.
The manager comforted me and said, "Forget it, in the catering business, I will inevitably encounter a few neuroses."
With this understanding, two weeks later, I was no longer nervous when I went to an interview with a certain company.
It's just an OL, but the interviewer who can ask "Which of the four Journey to the West is the strongest" is definitely not a normal person. So I decided to treat him unfairly.
I sat on a small stool like a prisoner in the conference room and said, “Of course it’s Zhu Bajie. This guy contributes the least and gains the most. For a company, it’s not uncommon for a company to work hard like Wukong. Good. But like Bajie, it’s better to use the most free resources and maximize the benefits like Bajie?” A
week later, the company generously sent an exciting offer.
I added a signature to celebrate: "Hey, it turns out that HR people don't like talents, but weirdos!"
Yuanjia Road is narrow
The new job is very simple, as an assistant to the product manager. On the first day of the job, the manager Zhou Yinan said to me: "I am different from others. I don’t need you to be thoughtful.
It’s OK to do everything I arranged." On this day, I held the documents and filled the office to convey Zhou Yinan’s comments on corrections. , Made a circle, and finally stopped between the grids in the northwest corner. A certain man was holding his iPad to "beat zombies" with all his attention. I coughed vigorously, and the man came back to his soul.
I said, "I'm a new assistant. You are Hai Chao, a copywriter, right? The manager's opinion has come down, do you want to listen to the original words, or relay it?"
Hai Chao looked at me inwardly and said, "Then... …Just the original words."
"What kind of shit is this, did you write it out? Take it back and let him rewrite it. If you don't write it, let me go!"
Hai Chao almost fell off the stool in fright. He asked: "No, the manager really said that?"
I smiled very satisfied: "No, she said, it's not bad."
Hai Chao said angrily, "Hey, are we not familiar with it? joke!"
But I rolled his eyes and said, "Who is not familiar, oh, it's not McDonald's, isn't it you?"
Everyone is crazy
Hai Chao insisted on inviting me to dinner, expressing his guilt. I, who save money by dieting every day, of course smiled unceremoniously. It's just that Hai Chao, a common folk who beats zombies and cuts fruits, the treat is the Palmeron buffet, the most expensive stall, only 45 yuan per person.
I said, "You're really good. You have been at work for several years. It's better to invite people to eat than in the university cafeteria. Look around, it's all students. You are mixed in it, you are not ashamed."
Hai Chao said disapprovingly. "Hey, this shows that I am still a young man who has no meat. When I ask you to eat the typhoon shelter one day, it means that I am aging."
"Ah, young man, no wonder I went to KFC to make trouble. You are McKenzie. Remember?"
"What ?" Hai Chao said seriously, "Human, sometimes you need to do something extraordinary to prove that you are alive. Understand?"
"I can't see it, teasing KFC. Can rise to the philosophical level."
Hai Chao let out a "poof" laugh. He said: "You are still young and don't understand."
Actually, I understand. Everyone is insane, including myself. For example, in an elevator with no one, I would light up the buttons on all floors before leaving. This method is as addictive and interesting as crushing instant noodles in the supermarket.
Never molested KFC again
Hai Chao is the first friend I met in the office circle. As a senior foodie, after get off work, we always have something to eat together. So we gradually became intimate due to the food. He treats me as a pure buddy who talks casually, and I treat him as a male best friend who talks about my concerns.
Hai Chao called me to eat and drink on the weekend. He said that he had newly found the top-secret recipe for ribs and lotus roots, and he also bought a clay pot of stewed meat. I got up lazily, dressed up, and headed happily.
Hai Chao's roommate was not there that day, and the room was filled with the warm aroma of bone soup. He hung an apron and flipped flip-flops, mixing salad in the kitchen. I was by the side, washing vegetables and peeling garlic. For a moment, I was in a daze, and I felt as though I had entered a very loving little family. There are no big riches, big ups and downs, but some are just small details that are plain and true.
Hai Chao was probably also inspired by the atmosphere. He suddenly turned his head and said, "Why don't we... let's rent a house together?"
I asked with a guilty conscience: "What is the attempt?"
He replied with a guilty conscience: "Save money, hehe, save Money." In the
evening, Hai Chao sent me home, we became speechless for the first time, and we were silent all the way.
He didn’t open his mouth until he reached the gate of the community and said: "That...you think about it again."
I said: "Okay. I will think about it again."
He left a message on QQ that day: "Since I met you, I haven't
Have molested KFC. " Probably only I can understand the affection. Because also, since getting to know him, I have never molested the elevator floors.
Why not say goodbye
Zhou Yinan asked me for tea in private. She said, "Do you want to be an assistant for a lifetime, or do you want to fight hard?" On
this day, Zhou Yinan opened up a prosperous career prospect for me. The company's new strategy is to develop second-tier cities. She needs someone she can trust to join her to expand the country. I was instigated by a bright and powerful future to the point of enthusiasm.
During the Spring Festival in February, I didn't go home. I stayed in Shanghai and worked with Zhou Yinan's cronies to pursue a great cause. Before the long holiday was over, I went to Qingdao.
A week later, I received a call from Hai Chao on my way to the client company in Qingdao.
He said, "Why don't you say goodbye?"
I said quietly, "Haichao, I didn't promise you anything? We didn't have anything happened, right?"
Hai Chao was stunned, and then slowly sighed for a while. He said in a tone: "Since you think nothing happened between us, then forget it."
His phone hung up.
Why not say goodbye? The questions Hai Chao asks me, I often ask myself. I think for a long time.
In later days, it can be summed up with only the word "busy".
One night, while I was in my drowsiness, I suddenly saw a brown earthen jar appeared on the TV screen. In the slowly flying steam, I was simmering crispy oily ribs and lotus roots.
In an instant, I couldn't help crying.
Because it reminds me that just before N years, two foodies were so close to love in the evening when the fragrance of bones was raging.
